Post by elijah on Nov 2, 2010 3:27:14 GMT -5
[/color][/center]ELIJAH COLE GREENE, NINETEEN, COLLEGE FRESHMAN
played by logan
"So babe, lets get comfortable. You got a nickname I can call you by?"[/font]
Eli.
"Well, can't say it doesn't fit you. From the looks of you, I could think of just a few better. I'm just gonna call you babe for this interview. You mind? Great. Has anyone ever told you you look like.."[/font]
Yeah, I've been told I look like Silas off Weeds. I think the guy's name is Hunter Parrish maybe? I'm not sure, I don't watch the show.
".. Yeah, actually. You must get that a lot. You're kind of hot, I gotta say. But for the ears out there listening, you wanna explain what's cooking?"[/font]
Well, thanks. I'm kind of pale just because I don't go out and tan. If I did, I would probably be tan. My hair's a blonde mess. It's at a normal length; not too short or too long. I have holy shit blue eyes. And I play a lot of sports so I'm pretty damn muscular. I've got kind of an awkward smile. [shrugs]
"You are too cute. You wear this kind of stuff often, or is this just for me?"[/font]
Nahh, I just got back from work. I don't usually look this nice. I'm a casual kind of guy; jeans and a tee shirt are fine for me.
"Ohh. Are you hitting on me? Haha. No, seriously, what are you? Gay or straight? You look kinda like a swinger, if you don't mind me saying..."[/font]
The fuck? No, I wasn't hitting on you. I'm straight.
"Damn. GET SOME! Hah. You wanna smoke? Drink? I got some drugs in the back if you want. -winks-"[/font]
I'm just gonna get this out there. You're fucking creepy, calling me hot and then offering me smokes, alcohol, and drugs with God knows what kind of shit you spiked it with. So I'm gonna have to say FUCK no.
[ooc: doesn't smoke or do drugs, but is a social drinker]
"... Oh, so you must be a virgin, huh?"[/font]
Let's just pretend for a minute that this is your business to know. No, I'm not a virgin. But yes, I am losing my patience with you.
"Knew it. So, you got any secrets? Come on, you can tell me. Promise this interview won't leak anywhere."[/font]
No. Next question.
[ooc: His dad committed suicide when he was fourteen and he still blames himself for it.]
"..Ouch. Okay, don't be so cold kid. Got any ambitions, babe?"[/font]
Yeah, I'm studying criminal justice so I can become a cop. And not the lame ones who scout out people going above the speed limit or crash parties. I want to be chasing down real criminals and put them in the slammer.
"Okay, okay. Don't get too excited. Half of those weren't even real questions.. Okay let's see. Oh, here's a good one. Describe yourself in five or more words. Easy, right? You could go more into detail if you want, I don't mind one bit."[/font]
That's easier said than done. I guess I'm a pretty chill, "go with the flow" kinda guy. I'm not angered easily. I don't like when people keep things from me. In fact, if someone deliberately tries to keep something from me, I'll try to figure it out on my own. So I'm curious, and may have a habit of sticking my nose where it doesn't belong. My curiosity tends to override my common sense. Oops? Err, I'm honest, not because I feel the need to do the right thing, but I just don't see the point in lying. I'm a little shy, but once I get to know you I'm not so bad. Just don't expect me to talk to you first unless you're really outstanding. And to wrap this up, I'd say I'm realistic, open-minded, and caffeine-addicted.
"Couldn't agree more babe. Alright. Um.. Oh, here's another. Five likes and dislikes?[/font]
I really, really like Monster. Yeah yeah yeah, go ahead and tell me how bad it is for you. I don't really care. Maybe I'll care in ten years. I like thunderstorms and standing outside in the rain. I love Jesus. Yeah, I'm a Christian. I like mindfucks, and bacon, and sex, and baseball, and cold weather, and some other shit I just can't think of right now.
As for my dislikes... I hate when you have music playing on your iTunes, and you go to a page and annoying music starts playing and clashing with yours. I really don't like liars. Or people who whine. If your life is so goddamn terrible, don't complain, fix it. I don't like hot weather. 80 degrees and above sucks. Gas prices. Girls who fish for compliments by calling themselves fat or ugly. I could go on.
".. Kinky! So last question. Gimme the details, how'd you get to where you are today?"[/font]
Well, I was born in Totowa, New Jersey. I never really moved around much until after my dad died. I have a little sister and an older sister. My dad died when I was fourteen and that made me the man of the house. Which sucked, being in a house full of girls without a male role model but hey, shit happens. That was when we all moved to California to be closer to my mom's family. My mom taught me manners and how to be sensitive, but I slip up every now and then. She didn't really teach me much else, I just kind of learned on my own. When I moved out, I spent a year working and figuring out life. Then I decided to go to college this year and study criminal justice. My life wasn't so bad, other than my dad dying.
"Awe, well. Least you're still alive. Got yourself, right? That's the spirit. We'll look at your interview and give you the results, so sit tight for a few minutes, okay? And don't you dare think about leaving. I'll find you and interview you again. Don't get pissy with me, I'm just the goddamn interviewer."[/font]
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