HARTLEY, SEAN DAKOTAH

[sillyboy]

SEAN DAKOTAH HARTLEY EIGHTEEN HIGH SCHOOL DROP OUT

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"So babe, lets get comfortable. You got a nickname I can call you by?"

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"IF YOU CAN COME UP WITH A NICKNAME FOR SEAN, THEN PROPS TO YOU."

"Well, can't say it doesn't fit you. From the looks of you, I could think of just a few better. I'm just gonna call you babe for this interview. You mind? Great. Has anyone ever told you you look like.."

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"JOSH BEECH? YEAH, I KNOW. I GET THAT SHIT ALL THE TIME."

".. Yeah, actually. You must get that a lot. You're kind of hot, I gotta say. But for the ears out there listening, you wanna explain what's cooking?"

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"HELL YEAH I DO. LADIES, I'M SIX FOUR WITH A LEAN FRAME. I HAVE MUSCLES AND I'LL BE HAPPY TO FLEX THEM FOR YA ANYTIME. MY HAIR IS BLACK AND I EITHER COMB IT DOWN OR SPIKE IT UP. I HAVE BLUE GREY EYES, TONS OF TATTOOS AND GAUGED EARS. COME TAP THIS."

"You are too cute. You wear this kind of stuff often, or is this just for me?"

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"I LOVE SKINNY JEANS, SKATER SHOES, CONVERSE, BAND T-SHIRTS OR SHIRTS WITH FUNNY SAYINGS ON THEM AS WELL. I LOVE TO CRACK UP. I LIKE PLAID BUTTON UPS, HOODIES, HATS, YOU KNOW, SEXY STUFF LIKE THAT."

"Ohh. Are you hitting on me? Haha. No, seriously, what are you? Gay or straight? You look kinda like a swinger, if you don't mind me saying..."

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I LOVE WOMEN, BUT I DON'T MIND SWINGIN' THE OTHER WAY ONCE IN AWHILE. JUST KNOW THAT YOU GOTTA BE A PRETTY FINE LOOKIN' GUY TO GET MY ATTENTION."

"Damn. GET SOME! Hah. You wanna smoke? Drink? I got some drugs in the back if you want. -winks-"

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"OF COURSE I DRINK, WHO THE FUCK DOESN'T? I ALSO SMOKE SINCE IT CALMS THE NERVES. AS FOR DRUGS...I SMOKE UP A LOT BUT RECENTLY, I'VE BEEN SHOOTIN' UP TOO. IT'S HARD TO STOP..."

"... Oh, so you must be a virgin, huh?"

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"YOU'RE KIDDING ME, RIGHT? I LOST THAT SHIT WHEN I WAS THIRTEEN, DUDE."

"Knew it. So, you got any secrets? Come on, you can tell me. Promise this interview won't leak anywhere."

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"I'VE ROBBED SOME PLACES, PUT A GUY IN THE HOSPITAL, KNOCKED A GIRL UP, THINKIN' ABOUT GOING INTO THE DEALING BUSINESS FOR CASH..."

"..Ouch. Okay, don't be so cold kid. There's always a way out of shit like that. Got any ambitions, babe?"

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"GET FILTHY FUCKING RICH BY MODELING."

"Okay, okay. Don't get too excited. Half of those weren't even real questions.. Okay let's see. Oh, here's a good one. Describe yourself in five or more words. Easy, right? You could go more into detail if you want, I don't mind one bit."

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HMM, I'MA GO WITH STUDLY, CONFIDENT, BADASS, IRRESISTIBLE AND FLIRTATIOUS."

"Couldn't agree more babe. Alright. Um.. Oh, here's another. Five likes and dislikes?

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"I LIKE SEX, DRUGS, ALCOHOL, GETTING TATTED UP, CIGARETTES AND I HATE RELATIONSHIPS, SCHOOL, AUTHORITY, WAKING UP EARLY, MY OLD MAN AND NEEDY CHICKS."

".. Kinky! So last question. Gimme the details, how'd you get to where you are today?"

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"AW MAN, WHERE TO START. WELL, MY PARENTS ARE A BUNCH OF LAZY FUCKS. MY DAD IS AN ALCOHOLIC AND A TOTAL BUM WHILE MY MOTHER IS A SLUT. WHEN I WAS YOUNG AND MY DAD WAS PASSED OUT FROM DRINKING TOO MUCH, SHE'D BRING GUYS OVER ALL THE TIME. IT WAS SO CHEAP. ANYWAYS, MY PARENTS NEVER PROVIDED FOR MY BROTHERS AND I, WE WERE ALWAYS ON OUR OWN. AS WE GOT OLDER, I DEPENDED ON JOSH A LOT FOR MANY THINGS AND I GUESS I NEVER SHOWED HIM HOW APPRECIATIVE I WAS. HOWEVER, I HATED SCHOOL AND I ALWAYS GOT INTO A LOT OF TROUBLE. I'VE BEEN EXPELLED, DONE COMMUNITY SERVICE, SEEN A THERAPIST AND ALL THAT SHIT THAT IS SUPPOSED TO TEACH YOU A LESSON AND HELP YOU. I WAS ALWAYS INTO GIRLS AND MOST OF MY TIME WAS SPENT FUCKING THEM. I'VE HAD GIRLS SAY THEY'RE HAVING MY BABY, BUT FUCK THAT, IT'S ALL A LIE. THE ONE GIRL I KNOW I KNOCKED UP ENDED UP GETTING AN ABORTION, WHICH SAVED MY ASS FROM HELPIN' OUT. I PARTY A LOT AND DRINK AND SMOKE WEED, LATELY I'VE BEEN DOING HEROIN AND I THINK I'VE BECOME ADDICTED. I LIVE WITH MY OLDER BROTHER IN HIS APARTMENT RIGHT NOW, BUT I THINK HE PLANS ON KICKIN' ME OUT IF I DON'T FIND A JOB...FUCK MAN."

"Awe, well. Least you're still alive. Got yourself, right? That's the spirit. We'll look at your interview and give you the results, so sit tight for a few minutes, okay? And don't you dare think about leaving. I'll find you and interview you again. Don't get pissy with me, I'm just the goddamn interviewer."

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[inky☂]

accepted!

his responses made me laugh, haha. he's a cocky one, isn't he?!
can't wait to see more of him. (:
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