Post by franny on Nov 25, 2010 2:15:03 GMT -5
[/color][/center]FRANCOIS HENRY HARRISON III TWENTY FOUR COLLEGE GRADUATE
played by MADDIE
"So babe, lets get comfortable. You got a nickname I can call you by?"[/font]
"Well, the ladies call me Fran. Some special few can get away with Franny. I swear to god if some naive comes up and calls me that, oh, shits going down! My best buddies know me as Ragnoth the Elf. Level eighty-eight.. Fran, just stick with Fran."
"Well, can't say it doesn't fit you. From the looks of you, I could think of just a few better. I'm just gonna call you babe for this interview. You mind? Great. Has anyone ever told you you look like.."[/font]
"Joseph Gordon-Levitt, but I don't see it! He is really good looking though, so I guess I'll take it."
".. Yeah, actually. You must get that a lot. You're kind of hot, I gotta say. But for the ears out there listening, you wanna explain what's cooking?"[/font]
"Are you coming onto me, sir? I have longish, dark brown hair that I tend to slick back, but some days, I'll wear it messy. Depends on the mood. I have darling, brown eyes. The chicks dig it! I am pretty tall, about 6'3. I am very slim, sometimes gawky looking, forgive me for that.."
"You are too cute. You wear this kind of stuff often, or is this just for me?"[/font]
"Uh, well. I love to wear sweater vests and nice, clean cut button down shirts! You can't go wrong with a pair of blue jeans! Though, on Thursday nights, at eight pm sharp...I dress in my robes and get down to elfin business with my boys."
"Ohh. Are you hitting on me? Haha. No, seriously, what are you? Gay or straight? You look kinda like a swinger, if you don't mind me saying..."[/font]
"NO! You are hitting on me! GOD! I am obviously straight as a friggin' arrow, man. Are you touching my leg? Please stop, or I'll have to stab you with my dragon tooth sword. You wont survive it."
"Damn. GET SOME! Hah. You wanna smoke? Drink? I got some drugs in the back if you want. -winks-"[/font]
I enjoy a drink here and now but I do not smoke, nor do I do any drugs. Yeah, go a head and judge me. I could probably out drink you any day. Us Harrison's have a high alcohol tolerance! Alsoelvesaren'teffectedbyalcoholunlesstheyliterallydrinkakeginonestanding. What?"
"... Oh, so you must be a virgin, huh?"[/font]
"Actually no, chicks dig nerds? WHAT? I'm not a nerd. I'm just a intelligent man with an active imagination. A family man. That's what chicks dig."
"Knew it. So, you got any secrets? Come on, you can tell me. Promise this interview won't leak anywhere."[/font]
"I...I still sleep with a teddy bear and a night light. Okay, living in a giant house alone can be really scary, okay?! Don't judge."
"..Ouch. Okay, don't be so cold kid. There's always a way out of shit like that. Got any ambitions, babe?"[/font]
"I am here to live my life. I would like to meet the perfect girl to start a family with. Is that too much to ask? Girls need to stop using me for this hot bod! I would like a few kids. Not saying now, I'm only twenty four! Also, I'm trying to start a business. The only problem? Have no idea what kind of business.."
"Okay, okay. Don't get too excited. Half of those weren't even real questions.. Okay let's see. Oh, here's a good one. Describe yourself in five or more words. Easy, right? You could go more into detail if you want, I don't mind one bit."[/font]
"Five words? Alright. Uhhhh. UHHHH. Intelligent, Dashing, Awesome, ELVEN WARRIOR, Kick ass. Okay, so the last two words weren't really 'one word'. Eat me."
"Couldn't agree more babe. Alright. Um.. Oh, here's another. Five likes and dislikes?[/font]
"DIDN'T YOU GET THE MEMO?! I AM A STRAIGHT MAN!!! Okay, I like Lord of the Rings, Star Wars, World of Warcraft, gorgeous girl that understand me, Dungeons and Dragons, Live Action Roleplay, RPG, Drawing, Old, cartoon movies, cartoons in general, my huge fuzzy bear slippers, my purple leopard print silk robe. A nice glass of wine or a good bottle of beer. Also, my teddy bear, Sir Fuzzybutt. Don't judge.
Dislikes are girls that totally ditch me. YOU DO NOT DITCH THE RAGNOTH! Cheaters in relationships, as will as in WOW or D&D. YOU DO NOT CHEAT THE RAGNOTH! People who tease me for my accent. YOU DO NOT TEASE THE ACCENT OF THE FRENCH RAGNOTH!! I dig my French accent, so suck it. When I forget to turn my night light off when I have girls over. (Not often.) YOU DO NOT LAUGH AT SIR FUZZYBUTT, RAGNOTH'S COMPANION OF THE BLOODIEST BATTLES! When I cannot find my slippers or robe. WHO HAS HIDDEN THE SECRETE CLOTHING OF THE RAGNOTH?!
Yeah, you do not displease the Ragnoth. Don't judge. I got a bit into my dislikes."
".. Kinky! So last question. Gimme the details, how'd you get to where you are today?"[/font]
"Simple history. I was born in Bordeaux, France. Yes, Bordeaux, we are famous for our wines there! My father owns a wine tasting business up there and it treated us perfectly! I live in a wonderful mansion with lots of land. My mother trained Show horses, so our backyard had a barn and rolling hills with white, picket fences! Yes, I was a bit spoiled. Riding lessons on the most well trained horses, the best bed ever to sleep on, well cooked meals by a professional, hired live in cook. Maids to clean my room, you know.
As I got older, I was introduced to the most finest wines in the country, so I get the wine shipped to my home here in the States, because the alcohol here sucks, by the way. It's cheap. Well, anyways, while I was in my final years of high school, I discovered WoW and D&D. Let me tell you, parents were not happy to see me doing such odd things. They wanted me to be joining the foxhunt on their best horse, but I declined to go to D&D night.
Sorry, I love horses, but...come on. I had prior engagements. My parents slowly started to hate my nerdy habits. When I graduated, they forced me to attend the college of Outlier, hoping I would change my ways. Well, turns out there are more people like me in America than in France. I graduated college and my parents had bought me a large mansion by the beach. I don't really do much, they pay for everything."
"Awe, well. Least you're still alive. Got yourself, right? That's the spirit. We'll look at your interview and give you the results, so sit tight for a few minutes, okay? And don't you dare think about leaving. I'll find you and interview you again. Don't get pissy with me, I'm just the goddamn interviewer."[/font]
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