Post by markkoharris on Nov 3, 2010 20:31:19 GMT -5
[/color][/center]MARKKO JAMES HARRIS 20 COLLEGE JUNIOR
played by alice :D <333
"So babe, lets get comfortable. You got a nickname I can call you by?"[/font]
Ahahaha coming on to me already? That was quick. Just Markko's fine
"Well, can't say it doesn't fit you. From the looks of you, I could think of just a few better. I'm just gonna call you babe for this interview. You mind? Great. Has anyone ever told you you look like.."[/font]
Nah, its cool. I love being called babe -winky- Anyways yeah I know I look kinda like Chace Crawford except I'm so much better looking
".. Yeah, actually. You must get that a lot. You're kind of hot, I gotta say. But for the ears out there listening, you wanna explain what's cooking?"[/font]
I know I'm hot, no need to say it twice. Well for all the ladies and fellas too I guess, I'm quite tall, average build, messy brownish blonde hair, blue eyes. In other words, fucking sexy.
"You are too cute. You wear this kind of stuff often, or is this just for me?"[/font]
I like to switch it up honestly, maybe one day we do a dangerously low v neck and next day a blazer. Whatever makes me look good
"Ohh. Are you hitting on me? Haha. No, seriously, what are you? Gay or straight? You look kinda like a swinger, if you don't mind me saying..."[/font]
Ha, I'm all for the girls, but hey if a guy wanted some of this I couldn't deny him
"Damn. GET SOME! Hah. You wanna smoke? Drink? I got some drugs in the back if you want. -winks-"[/font]
I do get alot -wink- anyways I smoke from time to time same with drinking. I'm not some pothead but I'll try it.
"... Oh, so you must be a virgin, huh?"[/font]
... That doesn't even make sense but no I'm most defiantly NOT a virgin and I'm not afraid to announce that.
"Knew it. So, you got any secrets? Come on, you can tell me. Promise this interview won't leak anywhere."[/font]
Well there not really anything secretive about me, except I did get that one girl pregnant..but I don't know what happened to her.. or it. So its none of my concern -islyingandisactuallyalittleconcerned-
"..Ouch. Okay, don't be so cold kid. There's always a way out of shit like that. Got any ambitions, babe?"[/font]
Yeah well I'm just being realistic. And no I surprisingly don't have any ambitions. I just want to screw the most amount of girls. And with a face like this, who wouldn't?
"Okay, okay. Don't get too excited. Half of those weren't even real questions.. Okay let's see. Oh, here's a good one. Describe yourself in five or more words. Easy, right? You could go more into detail if you want, I don't mind one bit."[/font]
Uh-huh ok. Well if you couldn't tell already I'm a pretty cocky bastard and I have every right to be. Anyways I'm probably hard to get along with since I'm a total girl/boyfriend stealer and trust me I'm not the one to open up so I guess I can come off as a snob but seriously most of this stuff isn't anyone's business. I also have a tendency to talk shit and start rumors, its the attention whore in me.
"Couldn't agree more babe. Alright. Um.. Oh, here's another. Five likes and dislikes?[/font]
Alright well, I like sex, parties, gossip, cheating, and overall being a douchebag. Harsh but true. And I don't really like emotional crap, set relationships, crying, ugly things, and physical fighting, though I seem to get in alot of them..
".. Kinky! So last question. Gimme the details, how'd you get to where you are today?"[/font]
Uh how was that kinky? .. Moving on. Well I grew up here, pretty average life I guess. Except for my above average looks of course. I sorta had a reputation as a lady killer. Pulled them in, made them think I loved them and then I left. It's probably because my mother left my dad for another man that I have such a hatred for relationships. I mean seriously, how on earth does a girl leave her family like that? Girls think they can just stomp all over guys but if they can I can too. So, I destroyed them. Broke their hearts. It's only fair right? I was like this all the way up until my senior year of high school. I did some and she came whining that she was pregnant. Like I cared. I never answered one of her calls. Truthfully it was her fault for lying about be on birth control. And here we are today. Nothing really more exciting than that.
"Awe, well. Least you're still alive. Got yourself, right? That's the spirit. We'll look at your interview and give you the results, so sit tight for a few minutes, okay? And don't you dare think about leaving. I'll find you and interview you again. Don't get pissy with me, I'm just the goddamn interviewer."[/font]
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