Post by ashlee on Oct 26, 2010 18:26:33 GMT -5
[/color][/center]ASHLEE ORRICK CALLAHAGN
"So babe, lets get comfortable. You got a nickname I can call you by?"[/font]
Well with a name like Ashlee there's only so much you can do. I had a girlfriend who used to call me kitty, but that's a long story. I've been partial to Ash myself, Nothing else though.
"Well, can't say it doesn't fit you. From the looks of you, I could think of just a few better. I'm just gonna call you babe for this interview. You mind? Great. Has anyone ever told you you look like.."[/font]
Luke worrall, Yeah he's pretty nice looking if I do say so myself.
".. Yeah, actually. You must get that a lot. You're kind of hot, I gotta say. But for the ears out there listening, you wanna explain what's cooking?"[/font]
I've got shaggy, white-blonde hair and really light blue eyes. I can't tan worth a damn so I'm pretty pastey white but I bike almost everywhere so what i lack in color i make up for in build. At least I think so.
"You are too cute. You wear this kind of stuff often, or is this just for me?"[/font]
Usually just simple band tees and jeans, but I'm known to layer with rad-tacular jackets and interesting shoes.
"Ohh. Are you hitting on me? Haha. No, seriously, what are you? Gay or straight? You look kinda like a swinger, if you don't mind me saying..."[/font]
Swinger? Thanks....No. I'm not gay. I'm actually pretty into women. I've had a few flings with guys here and there, but I've always leaned more towards the feminine group of the human species
"Damn. GET SOME! Hah. You wanna smoke? Drink? I got some drugs in the back if you want. -winks-"[/font]
I don't do much, but gimme a reefer and I'm your best friend for life. Tingle the sences, enjoy the whole day. Let time go, it's perfect!
"... Oh, so you must be a virgin, huh?"[/font]
Do I really strike you as innocent? No dear, I've had sex.
"Knew it. So, you got any secrets? Come on, you can tell me. Promise this interview won't leak anywhere."[/font]
I went to a club with my best friend, who at the time was this girl named Luna. Anyway. We were at this club, and we were both under age, I can't even recall how we made it in, she got wasted. I was still alright but this gorgeous girl wnated me to go dance with her and being young and stupid I went to dance with her. Luna's mom called in the middle of this whole thing and she had to talk to her, apparently she needed to come home right away for some big family crisis (which we now know to be...the death of her dad) She asked me to drive her home because she knew she was wasted...but because I was such an asshole and wanted to stay with the pretty girl I was dancing with... she drove home and had an accident that almost ended her life. I haven't spoken to her since that day.
"..Ouch. Okay, don't be so cold kid. There's always a way out of shit like that. Got any ambitions, babe?"[/font]
After the shit I did as a young teen ager, my goal in life honestly to be a good friend. I work hard for my money, I spend it on all the necessary things in life (and pot) but I never drive drunk, I never let my friends drive drunk, and I'm always the first to offer help to anybody who needs me. I've felt bad about what happened to Luna every day since.
"Okay, okay. Don't get too excited. Half of those weren't even real questions.. Okay let's see. Oh, here's a good one. Describe yourself in five or more words. Easy, right? You could go more into detail if you want, I don't mind one bit."[/font]
Outside perspective:Ash thinks that people make love too complicated, and what he is known to want in a partner happens to be pretty simple. He's content with someone who's nice, attractive, honest, and a little less than normal. So how come that's so hard to find? He's are fairly traditional, and he values security in relationships more than most people. It's important for him to find someone loyal...even if he isn't always completely loyal himself. He doesn't mean to do the things he does sometimes..he's not very good at saying no.When he finds the right person, he doesn't expect much from him or her. He's just happy to be together. He doesn't see the glass as half empty or half full. He see what's exactly in the glass...and sometimes may pretend to see other things..like sea monkeys in there too. He never tries to make a bad situation seem better than it is...But he also never sabotages any good things he may have going on.He's are brutally honest in his assessments of situations, but somehow he manages to do it in a nice way - and this always seems to help him cope. He's overly friendly at times and hates picking fights.
"Couldn't agree more babe. Alright. Um.. Oh, here's another. Five likes and dislikes?[/font]
I like-------------The Snack Fairy. some home decorating and improvement shows. "just because" moments. 2% milk. a cold bottle of pop on a hot day. a comfortable place to sleep. a deep laugh. a good cuppa. a good hug. a hot cup of tea on a cold day. a really good hamburger. a seriously good mindfuck. a well cooked steak. Advil. Alfredo sauce. ancient ruins. anticipation of something good, exciting, or pleasant. approval and recognition. bacon. bad jokes.
I dislike-----------:corn bread. cream of mushroom soup. cucumbers. sweet pickles. diner breakfasts. distant music. Doctor Who. egg salad sandwiches. elevators (never underestimate the allure of an elevator until you've lived in a walk-up).only enough light to read by. not enough sleep. fast food. fever dreams. filet mignon. fish and chips. Formula One. fogged or poluted air. garlic bread with cheese, green peppers, and mushrooms on it. glass brick walls. goatees on men who look dumb with them.. beer. greasy cheese. Greek and Latin names for things. green olives, with or without pits and or pementos
".. Kinky! So last question. Gimme the details, how'd you get to where you are today?"[/font]
Well my secret kinda gives this part of your interview a dull effect. I nearly killed my best friend when i was 16. What more do you need to know? Family shit? Well, fine then. I have two older brothers, a little sister and my parents are divorced. The divorce never effected me or anything because I was already 16 when they split and we'd all seen it coming for about five years at that point.When luna almost died I moved out and away from my home town of Trenton, New jersey, just wanting to leave and forget about everything. I amde decent grades through school, my parents didn't hate me and I didn't hate them, we lived in a decent sized home and had enough money to get anything we actually needed. Life wasn't that bad until the accident and I have and always will beat myself up over it.
"Awe, well. Least you're still alive. Got yourself, right? That's the spirit. We'll look at your interview and give you the results, so sit tight for a few minutes, okay? And don't you dare think about leaving. I'll find you and interview you again. Don't get pissy with me, I'm just the goddamn interviewer."[/font]
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